Hindi movie industry, well what can one say. A billion dollar industry churning out about 700 movies every year and almost each and everyone of them is as bad as the rest of them. ‘Krishh’, the most awaited movie of the year, I donno why people are waiting for it to release, so that they finally realize that Hrithik is not that good an actor or his dad is not a very good movie maker.

So I get my tickets beating the very many online in time and manage the best seats in the hall. The movie starts with a flashback kind of situation wherein we are made to relive the whole experience of Koi Mil Gaya. The movie then takes off with the story of the new superhero in Indian cinema, Krishh.

By the way, what was so superheroic about him afterall. I have seen other movies, wherein the hero (not superhero) fights 50+ people in a single fight sequence, jumps off cliffs faster than Krishh and still manages to romance more than 3 gals at the same time. Some of the other not so super heroes even blocked bullets with hand, cut bullets with a knife and shoot from a galaxy far far away and still manage to hit the target. So this ‘Krishh’ is not so super afterall, is he? But I did sit through the movie only to realize that I will have to watch the other Hrithik from Koi Mil Gaya with this Hrithik in Krrishh at the end and come out all glazed with my head spinning.

Gosh.. what a waste of useful time and energy. So again, why was i ‘shh’ed in the theatre?

My rating: Never mind out of 5

Wish it was that way. The movie is one of the worst movies I have seen in the recent past, with every shot perfectioned to crap. The basic plot of the movie itself was so bad that oh, I just ran out of all the good (non-expletive) words for bad.

For one thing, if you need to bring a plane down and you can circulate fermones in the plane air circulation system, why not just circulate some poisonous gas, no complaints and all dead. I did not expect “Eddy Kim” to go down so easily. The snakes bite deaths were ghastly and there were more deaths shown than there were people on that plane.

Finally, when Samuel Jackson says that he is done with the *(insert your favorite expletives here) snakes on the * (here too) plane, i felt like I am done with this * (and here) movie and the *(and here) story and I am out of here.

But I did finish the movie unlike most of my other fortunate friends. At the end of it, I did realize that even though its a snake movie, supposed to be scary and all, it did not even fit the category of a date movie (if you know what i mean *wink*).

My rating -9 (thats right, a negative 9) out of 5. Take that you people with crazy ideas of snakes-on-crack on the plane.